Saturday, May 5, 2012

Sadly, I like metaphors. I'm a metaphoralomaniac: embarrassed but attracted by my own allegories. Like a teenager fixated on a pimple.


Loving someone should be like walking into the front door of a party and playfully tossing a bottle of red wine to the host.

I mean that it’s a gift, you give it away. Don’t always expect to share in the drinking: your host might be an alcoholic and down the whole lot and look to you in a drunk stupor foolishly asking for more when they were too hasty to enjoy the first lot anyway. Or maybe your host is too dim witted to even see it coming, maybe they misunderstood the little upward jerk of your eyebrows that said “Ready?” when you tossed the bottle and it smashed on the floor in a million little pieces and made a big red hard-to-scrub-out stain on the carpet, in the foyer, for everyone to see.

It’s up to you to make friends with people who aren’t that slow and aren’t that greedy. Hopefully you befriend someone who has two wine glasses in their cupboard, or mugs or bowls, or any vessel that could contain a fluid, or if not doesn’t mind passing the bottle between you. Maybe you’re connoisseurs at this and swill and sniffle at the fumes and talk about different ‘notes’ and vineyards, but it’s more likely that the reason you’re there is because you both just enjoy the company.

For the meantime I don’t drink.

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