You can’t hug a wall, because a wall is flat and large so
your arms can’t hold it. Walls also have no arms, so they can’t embrace you.
To show a wall that you appreciate it and the building it’s
part of, rest the flattest part of you against it. Rest your back against the
wall. Leaning on a wall is the best way to show a wall your love. You need to
think about how to use your anatomy to express affection that will be
recognised by the still, vertical plane of a wall. A lean shows that you’re
comfortable, that you plan to be there for a while. These are behaviours walls
recognise. Plenty of people lean on walls and don’t realise they are showing affection.
The best way to show a tree your love is to tilt
your head up and hyperventilate. Hugging a tree means nothing to a tree whereas
carbon dioxide means something to a tree.
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